Friday, October 02, 2009

If only...

If only I could teach my children...No, if only I could SHOW my children to:

  • Be peacemakers
  • Turn the other cheek when struck on the right cheek
  • Willingly give up their shirt also when they are sued for their coats
  • Willingly carry the burden of one that uses them an extra mile
  • Love their enemies
  • Bless those that curse them
  • Do good to those that hate them
  • Pray for them that despitefully use them and persecute them
  • Forgive others their trespasses
  • Lay up their treasures in heaven
  • Serve God rather than mammon
  • Seek first the kingdom of God
"But that's not the American way".
No, but it is the way of the One we claim to follow.


Matthew 5-6

Friday, September 25, 2009

Turkey Killin'

Ever wonder how an engineer butchers a turkey? Well, I was on vacation most of last week so I thought it would be a good time to butcher the already over-grown turkeys. The biggest problem with butchering birds is plucking. We've used a feather plucker before, but don't personally own one. The one we used in the past belonged to friends who live in the Angola area (which is too far to drive to butcher two turkeys). I thought I'd try a method I'd heard about "through the grapevine". Worked great!

First things first...separate the head from the body. No pictures of the massacre, although we did have quite the time keeping the huge birds from slipping out of the cinch we had them hanging upside down in.

Next...drain the blood.


Next...separate the skin from the neck. Insert a water hose. Pinch off the neck hole and turn on the water hose. NOTE: Make sure the hose is in between the skin and the neck; if you put the hose in the neck cavity, you have a whole new mess on your hands. WARNING: Don't play the video if your at all squirmy. It's not graphic but it does show me man-handling a dead, headless turkey.



The water fills up the turkey (actually separates the skin from the turkey) and, as you see, will burst the skin like an over-filled water balloon. Worked nice. Plus, running cold water over the turkey's freshly murdered flesh helps to cool the meat quicker.

Next...cut off the feet and wings. Ross (our oldest son; 14yo) did a nice job of this.


Move on to removing the skin. We've butchered and skinned chickens before without the water method. Terrible to skin. A feathery mess! The water, although making the bird a little more slippery, keeps the loose feathers more manageable.



Finally, you gut and rinse (Brookelyn [our oldest daughter; 12yo] did a great job). We finished up by wrapping in cellophane and bagging in a clean garbage bag before introducing them to the chickens in the freezer. Actually, we only put one into the freezer. The male we put into the fridge. We knew we were going to eat him over the weekend. And let me tell you, there's nothing like a fresh turkey. And the crazy thing was over 18lbs to-boot! We put him in our big roaster and the lid wouldn't even come close to fitting on. I rolled him onto his side and lid still wouldn't go. We ended up layering the top of the roaster with aluminum foil and setting the lid on top of that. What a meal.

And as for the vacation...didn't seem like a vacation. Had a great time, but Eshell ran me ragged. Two or three trips to Ohio. One to Lagrange. The zoo. Hiking. Read about it at our family journal blog.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

A Bagel Victory

My experiment is over. I have proven that a public shaming will motivate even the spiciest of people. The bagel delivery crew showed up last night. And true to her word...a burnt bagel was presented. After we laughed about the burnt bagel I asked "Okay, where are the real ones?" And wouldn't you know it, the sweet girl I wrote about earlier delivered as expected. And I was not in the least disappointed. These were the best bagels I have ever graced my mouth with. And if you know me, you can kind of deduce that I've graced my mouth with many bagels in the past. They were fresh; still warm even. We had to try one as soon as they left. I waited until they left so I wouldn't have to share with them. My mouth is watering right now just thinking about them.
Anyway, I thank you for the delicious bagels, Cassia. And for the world to see your ornery-ness, I present to you the Burnt Bagel.


No, I did not eat it. Only a fourteen year old boy would have eaten this.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Bagels

We have some very dear friends with nine (9) children. They have two young boys, six sweet girls and one, um...one "spicy" one. You see, I have a problem. I love bagels. And wouldn't you know it, it's the spicy one who's famous for making bagels. I've been gently "encouraging" this family to produce the bagels (for me). And guess what...no bagels!! And above that, I'm being threatened that if I do get bagels, they will be burnt. This young lady is famous for her more-than-lightly-browned croutons. Well, my only response is, burnt bagels would be more than what I'm getting now; NO BAGELS!!!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

In honor of the new look....

In honor of the new look here at Sheep and Goats, an ode to pigs:

"A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal."
-Winston Churchill

"Pigs are very beautiful animals...There is no point of view from which a really corpulent pig is not full of sumptuous and satisfying curves."
-G.K. Chesterton

"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."
-Arthur Hoggett from the movie Babe

Friday, July 31, 2009

8 Months

Eight months is a long time to be silent. Does anyone ever visit here any more? Well, the name has changed again. Now it's "Life Lessons From the Egg Basket". We have moved...again. We are now in a small town near Warsaw, Indiana called Mentone. It claims the title "Egg Basket of the Midwest". And right in the middle of town, what do you suppose they have? That's right, a giant egg!! Not giant like ostrich giant. Giant like Godzilla passed through and laid an egg giant. (Is Godzilla a male or female?)
At any rate.We've had quite the adventure(s). I told you that we moved. That's only partially accurate. We've actually moved twice since the last time I posted. No, we are not running from the law (that I know of). We moved Eshell and the children from Michigan to a house in NW Ohio (rental) as I anticipated another job offer. Once the offer came in, I realized that the company I would soon be working for had received grant money from the state of Indiana, with the stipulation that the owner pull employees from Indiana or to Indiana from other places. How delighted I was that we would be moving again!
We were in Michigan for only about two years. It's a beautiful place to live in the summer and fall. Winters...not so much. The company I was working for was growing steadily and was a great place to work. Why did we move you ask? We wanted to get closer to family. A good friend of mine had started a business and he wanted me to work for him; and I wanted to work for him. We didn't seem to fit into the more progressive (liberal) culture of the area (college town...hippies running rampant).
We had a lot of trials in Michigan. Some we fared better than others. We struggled a lot. I struggled a lot. Although we made a lot of friends up there, we just didn't jive. I believe I suffered some spiritual blows, personally. And it's all in the way that I dealt with some of the trials. I tried to work through many issues on my own. I now realize (I always really knew) that I can't always fix things on my own; in my own strength. And I was neglecting my time with the Lord. We went through phases, but I feel that I returned home drained. I now need a refill. Lord, refill me!
He truly met our needs when we lost the baby in Michigan. God strengthened us and He had us in a church full of great people that helped us a ton. We endured drunk, stoned, adulterous neighbors. We even had to hike up and down the hill we lived on because our vehicles didn't always make it up the hill in the winter time. Some things we look back at and laugh. Some things still sting to think about. We'll make a trip back to Michigan in September to see for the first time Isaiah's headstone. It will have been two years. I don't know if I'm ready for that.
And now we're back to looking for a church in our area. No luck so-far. I know God wouldn't bring us back here to keep us in our drought. He has something for us, and I'm excited to see what it is. Almost giddy. So we press on.
We (Eshell and I) have been going through a time of restructuring. We need to make some changes in our lives and in our family. Now it's just trying to keep things balanced and in perspective, while maintaining focus on the LORD. He is teaching us things; bringing us to knew revelations (old revelations for some more spiritual then us). And He is good. And He is faithful. And He will bring us through.
I also brought back baggage from Michigan that I know need to dump. Coffee became a staple while in Michigan. When it snows for nine months straight, you need something to warm you up. Well, now that we're back in the South, I still have the habit (addiction). I've tried to cut back. Two weeks ago, I did pretty good. My boss was out of town (he usually supplies the coffee at work), but last week I was like a junkie looking for a fix. Just when I think I'm doing good (in my own strength), it hits me. And I know what will happen. When I do kick it, they'll introduce bacon flavored coffee. How could a man resist anything bacon-flavored? I'll be hooked again. Pray for me. Pray that Folgers will never introduce bacon-flavored coffee.
I know that some stuff seems petty. But I do struggle with some petty things.
And lastly, I have reluctantly joined the masses and entered into the world of Facebook (against my better judgment). I only have two friends, so get on over there and be my friend!! Just search for my name and look for the guy holding the pig. You can't miss him!!
That's all. But seriously, pray for my family as we work through changes. And more changes to come.


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

God is Still in Control...

God is still in control, God is still in control, God is still in control, God is still in control, God is still in control, God is still in control, God is still in control, God is still in control…

 

No, these are not the lyrics to the latest praise and worship song. This is me reminding myself that no matter what happens this election day, God is still in control. Does that mean that after this election, it’s all smooth sailing from here on out? Certainly not. I’m a believer that sometimes God gives you what you want, regardless if it’s in your personal best interest. Some kings were put in place as a form of judgment. In fact, look at the conversational exchange when Israel started demanding a king. The LORD to Samuel:

1Sa 8:7  And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them. 8  According to all the works which they have done since the day that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee. 9 Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the king that shall reign over them. 10 And Samuel told all the words of the LORD unto the people that asked of him a king. 11 And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots. 12  And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots. 13 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers. 14 And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants. 15 And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants. 16 And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work. 17 He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants. 18 And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day.

The LORD told Samuel, they will take your sons and daughters and land and crops and animals for themselves. Are you willing to give that? “Give us a king, just like the other lands!” was their reply. Now here we are. Faced with our own election of our own king. And yes, God did appoint the first king of Israel. Does God still appoint our rulers?

Rom 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

Paul goes on to tell us to submit to the higher powers as they have been ordained by God. Do these higher powers always make the right decisions? Certainly not. Saul’s life ended in a tormented, bitter shambles. Look at what many rulers throughout history has done to the church. Even though, God was not dethroned by any of the earthly rulers. He is still on the throne and still in control. Where does that leave us?

1Ti 2:1  I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men; 2 For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.

Voting may be our civil right, but prayer for the powers-that-be is our Christian duty. This does not mean all will be well in the land. That is for God to deal with. And no president elected will turn this nation into a “Christian Nation”. We do what we are commanded to do. God is still in control.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Imagine This Church

But imagine this church: It is huge and is still numerically growing. People like it. The music is good. Whole extended families can be found within its membership. The people are welcoming. There are many exciting programs, and people are quickly enlisted into their support. And yet, the church, in trying to look like the world in order to win the world, has done a better job than it may have intended. It does not display the distinctively holy characteristics taught in the New Testament. Imagine such an apparently vigorous church being truly spiritually sick, with no remaining immune system to check and guard against wrong teaching or wrong living. Imagine Christians, knee-deep in recovery groups and sermons on brokenness and grace, being comforted in their sin but never confronted. Imagine those people, made in the image of God, being lost to sin because no one corrects them. Can you imagine such a church? Apart form the size, have I not described many of our American churches?

Mark Dever

Nine Marks of a Healthy Church, Crossway, 2000, p. 172.

Haven’t read this book, but may have to put it on my “to read” list.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Just Another Flawed Book

I read the transcript of an interview a while back that's had me thinking. Then a conversation at work last week really cemented the detriment of the particular mind-set the interview portrayed.
The interview was between Shane Claiborne (interviewer) and Tony Campolo (interviewee). I'm only going to touch on very little of the actual interview which was from 2005 (I believe), but I'll link to it in it's entirety (as I read it) at the end.
The interview is titled "
ON EVANGELICALS AND INTERFAITH COOPERATION". The first exchange has Shane asking Tony (an ordained minister in the American Baptist Church and professor emeritus of Sociology at Eastern University in St. Davids, Pennsylvania) to define "evangelical".
Campolo:
An evangelical is someone who believes the doctrines of the Apostle's Creed. That outlines exactly what we believe in detail. Secondly, an evangelical has a very high view of scripture though not necessarily inerrancy. And the third thing—we believe that salvation comes by being personally involved with a living resurrected Jesus. So I've defined evangelical in those three terms. There is a doctrinal statement, so that there is some content to what we believe. There is a source of truth, Scripture. And there is a personal relationship with Jesus.
Well, I believe the doctrine of the Apostle's Creed, although I view it is a very compact, condensed definition of what I believe (without detail). It may explain the who/what, but doesn't even come close to explaining the why of Jesus Christ. I also believe deeply in being personally involved with the living resurrected Jesus. What bothers me is his second point. That "evangelicals" hold a very high view of scripture though not necessarily inerrancy. As soon as someone claims inerrancy of the scripture, all arguments are over. Nothing you say, no matter how firmed in scriptural foundation the claim may be, can always be written off as scriptural error. If our salvation comes through an emotional experience and a faulty book, I'll have to pass. I mean, as far as we know, the whole story of the death, burial and resurrection may be a fabrication or embelishment. Who is the special person who gets to pick and choose what is factual and what is not? At times, I like to think that might be the job for me, but when you step back and look at the big picture, how many lives are in the balance when we decide what stays and what goes in scripture.
Two of the guys I work with, one Catholic and one Lutheran, have been told all of their lives that the scriptures are nice stories set in place as examples, but aren't necessarily factual. This is obvious by the lifestyles of these people. The Catholic guy knows the scriptures somewhat (in the typical Catholic way), but the Lutheran not at all. The problem is, whatever I might say to them regarding the scriptures is usually scoffed at. One of them asked a biblical question last week. I usually begin my answer with "if you believe the scriptures as literal...". For some reason, this time I said it it caused the Lutheran guy to say with a smirk "Of course. Is there any other way?" I understand that I only plant the seeds and God brings the harvest. All I can do is keep throwing it and hope that something sticks. Unfortunately, they are pre-programmed to take anything they might hear that might even vaguely sound scriptural skeptically. When I was young and learning the Bible, if I'd been told that I was a sinner and I was going to die and spend an eternity in hell; but Jesus, God in flesh, came to this earth to pay for my sins so that I could live forever - that the Bible said it and it was true; BUT where the Bible says that women shouldn't teach the men or that divorce is unacceptable...these are errors in the scripture. I would have walked away as the Lutheran guy has. I think we tread thin ice when we claim that the scriptures are full of errors and that we as humans can decide which is which.
Who knows, maybe I'm too shallow. Maybe too deep? Too uneducated? All of the above? I know, I've ranted on this before. There's a lot more to the interview than what I've mentioned. A lot more that I'd like to address here if I can make the time. I also have books by these two gentlemen in queue to be read (when I get the time). Maybe that will shed more light on what is true and what is not in the Bible. I'll let you know.

Interview link: here

Friday, October 03, 2008

Disarming Iran With Biscuits and a Hockey Stick

Disclaimer: Although I didn't want to blog politics this election year, circumstances have forced me to reconsider. Besides, this has a spiritual twist.

Setting the stage:

There is a debate brewing on whether or not Sarah Palin, a professing Christian, should be running for Vice President of the United Sates. The debate I’m referring to does not even bring into account whether or not she is qualified as a political candidate; but if she is permitted to, scripturally, as a wife and mother. Maybe “permitted” is a poor choice of words, as Paul said that All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not” (1Cor. 10:23). Many on the ultra-conservative side are claiming Titus 2:5 (“keepers at home”) as to why she should not be running; saying she has small children at home, one being special needs (downs syndrome I believe), that she needs to tend to.

One of the conservatives who have spoken out about her campaign is Doug Phillips, President of "Vision Forum", a Texas based ministry. He claims that this is a huge black eye for Christians.

"The Palin selection is the single most dangerous event in the conscience of the Christian community in the last 10 years at least," said Doug Phillips, president of Vision Forum, a Texas-based ministry. "The unabashed, unquestioning support of Sarah Palin and all she represents marks a fundamental departure from our historic position of family priorities -- of moms being at home with young children, of moms being helpers to their husbands, the priority of being keepers of the home."

Neither supporter nor opposer can deny the fact that she has certainly boosted the McCain campaign. And other Christians don't seem to mind. In fact, they claim that Deborah, Esther and Sarah (Abraham's wife) all had special callings from God.

Barbara Barrick, (a) women's ministry coordinator, said she looks to Deborah, a prophetess and judge, as a biblical example of a female leader. Ennis cited Abraham's wife, Sarah, and Queen Esther as other women called by God for special missions.

Looking at both sides of the issue:

Although, I think many conservative Christians were going to drag their feet to the voting booths this year, John McCain was more than likely going to get the majority of their votes. Why? Just because. Most Christians have a weird image of Jesus Christ being a Republican. But I do think that those that are less conservative were split; with many abandoning the pachyderm party and jumping on the pack animal party (see how I did that, with the pach and pack?).

For Doug Phillips to say that selecting Sarah Palin as John McCain's running mate is the "single most dangerous event in the conscience of the Christian community in the last 10 years" is awfully bold. We as Christians have allowed a lot into the Church in the last ten years that, in my opinion, has done far worse damage to the home and to the image of Christ than Sarah Palin running for VP. Yes, he is completely accurate that in Titus, Paul does exhort older women to teach the younger women to be "keepers at home" (KJV) or "workers at home" (ASV) or even "managers of their households" (ISV). Why was this not brought up while she was a governor? Perhaps because she's the governor of...Alaska. Most had never heard of her before. But, Doug, why the offense with her being a Christian and working as VP of the USA. Most churches in America are made up of dual income families. And a role-reversal of the once-typical "male = breader winner" to "female = bring home the bacon" is becoming common-place...in the church. But it doesn't make it right. Because it's widely accepted is not a stamp of approval from God. In fact, many times it's the opposite. If we can take the Bible literally to mean that women should be "keepers" at home, or as the Greek says "a guard" or "stayer at home", than this is what the Holy Spirit meant when He inspired Paul to write it. This also means it applies to the female bank tellers, store clerks, factory workers, engineers, teachers, etc...also.

Should we withhold our vote from the big R because she is now on the ticket? Ooohh, who's to say?

As for Barbara Barrick, a few details many of the more liberal persuasion like to overlook. Sarah (or a female in general) was pretty much the only option to be used to usher in God's people; being Abraham's wife and all. And don't play like Abraham had nothing to do with it. We know how Isaac was conceived! And don't forget how Abraham got into the situation to conceive Ishmael. HIS NAGGING WIFE! Yes God used Sarah, and she was blessed for it. But Abraham wasn't going to do it on his own. And Deborah was not God's first choice if you remember correctly. Only when the man would not heed God's call was she able to step up. And don't try to tell me that their are no conservative Christian men in the United States political arena to run with John McCain! This has clearly been an attention-getting scheme from the beginning. The Repubs saw how well received a female was across the aisle (Hillary) and thought this would be a great way to "glean" some of those votes. Plus, she is what the conservatives want in a president. She is what John McCain is not. She's not wishy-washy on abortion. She appears to be relatively fiscally responsible. She's personable. She's young. None of which is John McCain.

So, personally, I believe that Doug is right in saying that Sarah Palin needs to be home taxiing her children to hockey practice and baking biscuits. But to say this, it applies to every other mother who claims Christ as LORD. No, it's not apples-to-apples comparison. I'm sure the duties of VP will keep her from her family more than being a teacher or bank teller would. But it's a direct conflict to the call of "keeper at home" none-the-less. And I don't think the "Deborah" argument gets a pass either. Sure God uses women. Look at Susanna Wesley, home schooling stay-at-home mother of John and Charles Wesley.

I do think that Doug Phillips did sum it up well when he said "It's more important for us to truthfully represent the priorities of Scripture than it is for us to win an election." Maybe he sees it as a ploy of the GOP as well. Or maybe he's plotting to deny her the White House in hopes of driving her back to the kitchen where she can make her famous biscuits and moose-gravy. Not likely.

Online Source: here